Thursday 29 May 2008

Be extra alert when....

During this festive seasons, when answering the call of nature be extra careful and soberly alert. If not you will read about yourself in the local newspapers as what happened to a tourist in Australia.

Surfing the a London tabloid today I found this story which I reproduced in toto below.



A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.

The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing.

Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison.

But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests.

An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him.

"But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock.

"I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Duulu-duulu ada juga sarita macam ini tapi berlaku di sebuah kampung di Sabah apabila si kawan ni pigi oh-oh di siring sungai...tiba-tiba ikan jalak lompat dan trus ngap dia "punya kepala big"...nah, kurang satu inci truss!

The story about the man got bitten at his end of manhood in Australia was lucky because the snake thought he is a women called Eve. Satan the snake actually did not want to bite his kepala big but merely wanted to enter Eve punya "lubang big!" Out of deep frustation upon realising that he was a man then Satan the Snake bite his "kepala big!" LEPAS GERAM!

Gunung Kinabalu

Anonymous said...

So soli por the bad grammar...but Sabah tom jones...pairin...is colour blind! He can't even compare the colour of black and white! And the colour red never exist in his mind!

PBS pigi sarawak dan melaka lah dulu...keluar bn lah...macam macamlah keputusan tidak siuman dia pernah umumkan!

""""advisor-advisor dia memang tali-barut UMNO!"""

Kalau dalam perjuangan orang Palestin...tali-barut adalah colloborators. Waktu pemerintahan singkat Jepun dulu pun ramai orang KDM jadi colloborators...bayar utang judi...cari nama...pangkat dan kuasa...etc!

Satu andaian logik...KALAU UMNO BERGAYUT PADA ELEMEN PERKAUMAN UNTUK MEMASTIKAN KEKEKALAN KUASA DALAM PIHAKNYA.....MENGAPA TIDAK UPKO...USBO...???

Budaya politik Malaya amat cetik...sehingga mengapi-apikan bangsa dan agama!

Dato Onn Jaafar adalah seorang tokoh rakyat...(bukan politik)...yang dapat melihat jauh ke hadapan masa beliau bilamana dia mengesyorkan agar UMNO berdiri sebagai United Malaysian National Organisation.....bukan hanya untuk MALAYU!

Kotobian tadau tagayo do Kaamata kumaa songowian tobpinai hiti Sabah...mantad sawi-sawi tinaau....om ugama!

Lord of the Nunuk Ragang

Anonymous said...

...om soli pol my bad KDM grammar...kio?

Lord of the Nunuk Ragang